Comments on: The Selfless Philanderer http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121 Mrs. Betty Bowers, America's Best Christian Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:08:46 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: O. Bama http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-3792 O. Bama Sun, 07 Sep 2008 20:40:07 +0000 http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121#comment-3792 That gold gown was to remind us how important personal wealth is to Republicans. And, on a personal note, the drapes in my childhood home during the 60s. That gold gown was to remind us how important personal wealth is to Republicans. And, on a personal note, the drapes in my childhood home during the 60s.

]]> By: Fama Keen http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-3788 Fama Keen Sun, 07 Sep 2008 18:10:12 +0000 http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121#comment-3788 Oh, all those hideous designer dresses are just a jumble in my mind. There was also an antique gold number that I saw on the news; I didn't watch the convention that particular night. There are only so many nights of a GOP convention that I can watch before falling to my knees and praising Jesus for such Godly, America-loving (USA! USA!)folks, who have only our best interests at heart. I just don't like to spend that much time on my knees, even in Republican Rapture. How do those other Republican women do it? Oh, all those hideous designer dresses are just a jumble in my mind. There was also an antique gold number that I saw on the news; I didn’t watch the convention that particular night. There are only so many nights of a GOP convention that I can watch before falling to my knees and praising Jesus for such Godly, America-loving (USA! USA!)folks, who have only our best interests at heart. I just don’t like to spend that much time on my knees, even in Republican Rapture. How do those other Republican women do it?

]]> By: O. Bama http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-3787 O. Bama Sun, 07 Sep 2008 13:52:21 +0000 http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121#comment-3787 Dear Fama, Cindy had TWO hideous green dresses. Her tribute to Kermit was on Wednesday, Mrs. Palin's big night. Thursday was Cindy's teal (or strutting peacock green) frock. The one she wore on stage, while poorly attempting to read the Teleprompter, to introduce her reformed [wink] philanderer. Dear Fama,

Cindy had TWO hideous green dresses. Her tribute to Kermit was on Wednesday, Mrs. Palin’s big night. Thursday was Cindy’s teal (or strutting peacock green) frock. The one she wore on stage, while poorly attempting to read the Teleprompter, to introduce her reformed [wink] philanderer.

]]> By: Fama Keen http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-3782 Fama Keen Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:51:38 +0000 http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121#comment-3782 No, it wasn't Kermit green. It was more like that virulent, iridescent green you see on icky beetles. Perhaps she had billions (perhaps a trillion!) of those beetles "harvested" to represent every green dollar we've sent to Iraq to help Halliburten? What a lovely nod to Dick Cheney as well! I'm sure Dick welcomes a lovely nod wherever he can get one. <em><strong>A Righteous Response from America's Best Christian:</strong></em> <blockquote>I know the spoiled thing has never worked a day in her life, but every time I see her I think, "She looks like someone who was a stewardess for Pan Am." Coffee, pills or leave your wife?</blockquote> No, it wasn’t Kermit green. It was more like that virulent, iridescent green you see on icky beetles. Perhaps she had billions (perhaps a trillion!) of those beetles “harvested” to represent every green dollar we’ve sent to Iraq to help Halliburten? What a lovely nod to Dick Cheney as well! I’m sure Dick welcomes a lovely nod wherever he can get one.

A Righteous Response from America’s Best Christian:

I know the spoiled thing has never worked a day in her life, but every time I see her I think, “She looks like someone who was a stewardess for Pan Am.”

Coffee, pills or leave your wife?

]]> By: O. Bama http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-3777 O. Bama Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:40:04 +0000 http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121#comment-3777 I assumed Cindy's green dress was her personal tribute to Kermit the Frog and Jim Hensen. I assumed Cindy’s green dress was her personal tribute to Kermit the Frog and Jim Hensen.

]]> By: O. Bama http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-3775 O. Bama Sat, 06 Sep 2008 21:30:48 +0000 http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121#comment-3775 Dear me! Perhaps Senator McCain is envisioning a bit of "Bill and Monica" role playing in the White House. Dear me! Perhaps Senator McCain is envisioning a bit of “Bill and Monica” role playing in the White House.

]]> By: Fama Keen http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121&cpage=1#comment-3768 Fama Keen Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:19:11 +0000 http://bettybowers.com/betty4president/?p=121#comment-3768 And then she spoils it all by wearing that hideous green dress! I'm sure you've seen the hilariously disturbing You Tube video of McCain checking out Palin's ass, all the while fiddling with his wedding ring. In light of the recent allegations of Palin's own infidelity, Cindy just better watch her scary self. When you marry a philanderer you get, well a philanderer. Good luck with that, honey! And then she spoils it all by wearing that hideous green dress!
I’m sure you’ve seen the hilariously disturbing You Tube video of McCain checking out Palin’s ass, all the while fiddling with his wedding ring. In light of the recent allegations of Palin’s own infidelity, Cindy just better watch her scary self. When you marry a philanderer you get, well a philanderer. Good luck with that, honey!

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