The Selfless Philanderer

4th September 2008

posted in Christians Behaving Badly, John McCain and other crazy people, Money (and other things Bush puts down the drain), True Chistian Politics, vicious gossip out of Christian concern |

McCain's Frozen Forehead

“I was never the same again; I wasn’t my own man anymore; I was my country’s.”

I don’t know if it’s because of all the Botox that spoiled Cindy got her kept man to try, but it is a bit hard to tell when John McCain is joking (especially with that creepy, too-late, too-long “I just made a funny and a poopy in my Depends!” laugh of his).

After all, the central theme of his acceptance speech tonight was that after he collaborated with the concierge at the Hanoi Hilton, he was no longer about his ego and selfish needs, but only about serving America.

As a patriotic American, I find it disturbing that America apparently encouraged him to abandon his sick, devoted wife and throw himself into a flurry of protracted sexual, extramarital affairs, become a gigolo, and stalk someone nubile and rich enough to pay for his ambitions! Honestly, it makes you question America (“USA! USA! USA! USA!”) when she inspires such base, unseemly and selfish behavior!

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There are currently 7 responses to “The Selfless Philanderer”

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1 On September 5th, 2008, Fama Keen said:
And then she spoils it all by wearing that hideous green dress!
I’m sure you’ve seen the hilariously disturbing You Tube video of McCain checking out Palin’s ass, all the while fiddling with his wedding ring. In light of the recent allegations of Palin’s own infidelity, Cindy just better watch her scary self. When you marry a philanderer you get, well a philanderer. Good luck with that, honey!

posted on September 5th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
2 On September 6th, 2008, O. Bama said:
Dear me! Perhaps Senator McCain is envisioning a bit of “Bill and Monica” role playing in the White House.

posted on September 6th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
3 On September 6th, 2008, O. Bama said:
I assumed Cindy’s green dress was her personal tribute to Kermit the Frog and Jim Hensen.

posted on September 6th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
4 On September 6th, 2008, Fama Keen said:
No, it wasn’t Kermit green. It was more like that virulent, iridescent green you see on icky beetles. Perhaps she had billions (perhaps a trillion!) of those beetles “harvested” to represent every green dollar we’ve sent to Iraq to help Halliburten? What a lovely nod to Dick Cheney as well! I’m sure Dick welcomes a lovely nod wherever he can get one.

A Righteous Response from America’s Best Christian:

I know the spoiled thing has never worked a day in her life, but every time I see her I think, “She looks like someone who was a stewardess for Pan Am.”

Coffee, pills or leave your wife?

posted on September 6th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
5 On September 7th, 2008, O. Bama said:
Dear Fama,

Cindy had TWO hideous green dresses. Her tribute to Kermit was on Wednesday, Mrs. Palin’s big night. Thursday was Cindy’s teal (or strutting peacock green) frock. The one she wore on stage, while poorly attempting to read the Teleprompter, to introduce her reformed [wink] philanderer.

posted on September 7th, 2008 at 8:52 am
6 On September 7th, 2008, Fama Keen said:
Oh, all those hideous designer dresses are just a jumble in my mind. There was also an antique gold number that I saw on the news; I didn’t watch the convention that particular night. There are only so many nights of a GOP convention that I can watch before falling to my knees and praising Jesus for such Godly, America-loving (USA! USA!)folks, who have only our best interests at heart. I just don’t like to spend that much time on my knees, even in Republican Rapture. How do those other Republican women do it?

posted on September 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
7 On September 7th, 2008, O. Bama said:
That gold gown was to remind us how important personal wealth is to Republicans. And, on a personal note, the drapes in my childhood home during the 60s.

posted on September 7th, 2008 at 3:40 pm