Politics First!

6th September 2008

posted in Christians Behaving Badly, Focus on the Family, GOP, James Dobson, John McCain and other crazy people, Racism and other solved problems, Sarah Palin, True Chistian Politics, hypocrites, troopergate, vicious gossip out of Christian concern |

Palin First!

John McCain said, “We don’t need another politician in Washington who puts self-interest and political expediency ahead of problem solving.” At the time I assumed he was putting down Barack Obama, but now I think he may have been referring to his running mate Sarah Palin.

As most of you know, Arctic Agnew, the ruthless fibber from Alaska, is smirking under a shadow. Among the many unseemly stories coming to national attention, one has the potential to be her undoing. And it isn’t the one about her having an affair with her husband’s best friend the year before her latest baby was born. No, I can already hear James Dobson gaily dismiss that by remarking: “Why, almost every Christian little lady runs around on her spouse! Finding this out just makes Sarah more like ordinary Republicans. And an even more rabid abortion-hater when she keeps the guy’s baby for gosh sakes!”

Sarah’s biggest problem (caveat: that we know of) is the so-called Troopergate scandal. Whereas it would certainly be in our country’s best interest to know if Palin abused her power before we vote, John McCain apparently has plenty of private exceptions to his public proclamation: “Country First!” Effortlessly placing campaign above country, he has deployed a militia of lawyer insurgents to storm Juneau to try to undermine the Alaska legislature’s effort to find out if Palin broke the law.

Clearly, this is one of the other exceptions we keep seeing: to how John will bring a change from the Bush years.

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There are currently 4 responses to “Politics First!”

Why not let Betty & Jesus know what you think by adding your own comment? Your opinion is as valid as anyone else not called "Mrs. Betty Bowers", so come on... it's not as if stupidity ever stopped anyone on the Internet from using their keyboard, dear.

1 On September 6th, 2008, Fama Keen said:
“Country First”??? Which country, Miss Half-Baked Alaska?? You don’t specify whether it’s America, it could be just “country”, as in hicksville. Don’t tempt the Democrats to borrow your slogan (like the GOP did with “Change”) and tweak it to “Our Country First”.
Goodness. McCain-Pain. Just take out that L from her name and stick it on her forehead.

A Righteous Response from America’s Best Christian:

I suspect that when Caribou Barbie says “Country” she is referring to Alaska. It has been reported that she and her husband were busy, when not ignoring their children, in the secession movement. And the more I find out about Alaska, the sorrier I am that they didn’t succeed.

posted on September 6th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
2 On September 10th, 2008, Fama Keen said:
Seward’s Folly indeed!

posted on September 10th, 2008 at 11:49 am
3 On September 21st, 2008, Stuart said:
I do love your sly take on Dorothy Parker.
For the benefit of Republicans – when a rival of the Acid Queen reached a door before Mrs Parker she held back, quipping ‘Age before Beauty’, to which Mrs Parker replied ‘Pearls before Swine’ as she strode on through the door.

posted on September 21st, 2008 at 6:12 am
4 On May 12th, 2010, Armando Oms said:
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posted on May 12th, 2010 at 2:16 am