Happy Baby Jesus Day!

24th December 2008

posted in Christmas |

This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 24th, 2008 at 10:50 am and is filed under Christmas. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

There are currently 20 responses to “Happy Baby Jesus Day!”

Why not let Betty & Jesus know what you think by adding your own comment? Your opinion is as valid as anyone else not called "Mrs. Betty Bowers", so come on... it's not as if stupidity ever stopped anyone on the Internet from using their keyboard, dear.

1 On December 24th, 2008, Damon said:
Things must be really different in America.

REALLY different.

posted on December 24th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
2 On December 25th, 2008, Fama Keen said:
This looks like two women who are being held hostage by Christian fundamentalists in Kentucky, just before they are to be crucified on video.
The woman on the right looks a bit like a young Nicole Kidman (during those wacky Scientology years with Tom Cruise)
Thank you for that oh-so-joyful rendition of a rousing Christmas classic.
God bless, dear, and I hope Santa brings you a gorgeous new Loewe bag. Mistletoe kisses!

posted on December 25th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
3 On December 29th, 2008, Girlgoneriled said:
They do look like they’ve been compelled to sing…perhaps the scheduled singer didn’t show and these two were shanghai’d into replacing him/her? (“C’mon, dear, it’ll be FUN! Nonsense, you have a lovely voice.”) The younger one looks like she’s barely holding back a major eruption of passive-agressive adolescent rage….

posted on December 29th, 2008 at 3:32 am
4 On December 30th, 2008, Ron said:
I think they look like they just had an argument about who gets to blow out those 2008 candles on J.C.’s birthday cake. The young one lost.

posted on December 30th, 2008 at 9:50 am
5 On December 31st, 2008, sticky ricky said:
no no they spent all day trying to get a birthday cake made to take to church for the Christmas Eve can tat er. well as they were running behind getting their hair all fixed up, the cake was totally forgotten. it burned all around the edges, well they cut and scraped as much of it together as possible, put it in a cup cake wrapper and brought it with them. They placed it in front of the manger scene out in front of the church. The young one was the first to notice… someone has stolen the baby Jesus. she’s obviously beside herself. clinging to her bible and her shotgun, she only has until midnight to get him back.

posted on December 31st, 2008 at 6:35 am
6 On January 5th, 2009, tresameht said:
Surely the next American Idol winners.

posted on January 5th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
7 On January 14th, 2009, Mr. Earpenstein said:
That’s the reason so many people don’t want to be a Christain. Take some leasons and move alittle. I thought praising God was supossed to be fun not dead in the water.

posted on January 14th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
8 On January 16th, 2009, The Ghost of Tammy Faye said:
Is this a clip from EWTN’s remake of “Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?” I swear the hostess and that soloist (who has apparently forgotten that she’s part of a singing duo – I mean, even Cher let Sonny sing once in a while) ARE WEARING THE SAME SWEATER! Unless they’re both member of a cult, something tells me they’re both shopping off the same pret-a-porter rack at Kohl’s.

posted on January 16th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
9 On January 21st, 2009, ROFL said:
Valium Rock…

posted on January 21st, 2009 at 7:00 pm
10 On January 23rd, 2009, Paen said:
They look like defendants in a Soviet purge trial back in Stalin’s time.

posted on January 23rd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
11 On January 25th, 2009, Miss Poppy Hussein Dixon said:
I think the teen is having an abstinence baby. That’s the reason for the dark (slimming) jacket clenched tight across her tummy.

posted on January 25th, 2009 at 10:23 am
12 On January 28th, 2009, Corgihound said:
I am sitting here lashed to my chair (much as Odysseus was to his ship’s mast), insanely tormented by the beauteous melodies that wash over me from the Sirens, Henrietta and Myrna! I have implored my co-workers to untie me, as I would gladly die to be with Myrna, but they cannot hear me as the beeswax has done its job all too well!

Fortunately for all mortals, the lovely Myrna keeps her hypnotic eyes at a sideways glance, never making eye contact with her adoring audience. I know its for the best, as a direct look into my eyes from this cousin of the Gorgon Medusa would spell my immediate doom! Still, it just might be worth it….!

One can only guess what else happens up on that mountain (Appalachian, I’d bet) that Henrietta and Myrna undoubtedly live on…!?

.

posted on January 28th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
13 On April 25th, 2009, JuneauJoe ? said:
I played this song on my porch and the dogs in the neighborhood started howling. Then they started growling and gathering. Those dogs are outside my door attacking my door!

Pray for me!

posted on April 25th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
14 On May 1st, 2009, Paul said:
Hello Betty…..Betty? Where are you?? Have you been raptured or something. Your abscess (I mean absence) is being felt around here. Sin is calling…………….

posted on May 1st, 2009 at 8:05 pm
15 On May 2nd, 2009, Corgihound said:
I, too, have made private inquiries as to the whereabouts of our Guiding Light, Mrs. Bowers! An old friend of mine, who goes by the quaint sobriquet of “Old Scratch,” has informed me that he had seen Betty some time ago, spending exactly 40 days and 40 nights with her in an undisclosed Wilderness. A good time was had by all, I was told, and “Old Nick” (as he also likes to be called) was most impressed by her deity-like deportment and uncompromising values!

Whatever journey you are on, Betty, please return to us as soon as you can. Also, please take care to maintain your mortal guise, as your new transfigured persona would, undoubtedly, prove too blinding for someone as unworthy as myself! We await your return, when you proclaim to us: “Noli me tangere, my dears!”

posted on May 2nd, 2009 at 4:46 pm
16 On May 26th, 2009, RichardOn said:
Interesting site, but much advertisments on him. Shall read as subscription, rss.

posted on May 26th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
17 On June 4th, 2009, Steve said:
Oh what a JOYOUS day!

posted on June 4th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
18 On June 4th, 2009, Scott Freeman said:
The only way this could possibly be anymore funny is to view using hallucinogenic drugs.

posted on June 4th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
19 On July 5th, 2009, Dan Who Works for a Living said:
Oh, Christ! Or as they say in China, “Oh, Clist!”

Love the hair — hope it wins!

posted on July 5th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
20 On April 13th, 2010, Micheal Elerson said:
I’m a huge fan! Thanks for posting this

posted on April 13th, 2010 at 1:26 am