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1. 1 On June 2nd, 2009, David said:

   Jesus be praised – you are back with more enlightenment. You’ve been missed.

   Cheers

   posted on June 2nd, 2009 at 6:36 pm

2. 2 On June 2nd, 2009, Clay Burell said:

   Brilliant.

   posted on June 2nd, 2009 at 11:30 pm

3. 3 On June 3rd, 2009, adam pollin said:

   Me and my boyfriend deserve the same rights as conventionally married people!!

   posted on June 3rd, 2009 at 1:42 pm

4. 4 On June 3rd, 2009, Tripp said:

   I hear this is great but it won’t play on my Mac.

   posted on June 3rd, 2009 at 2:58 pm

5. 5 On June 3rd, 2009, Joseph Miceli said:

   Dearest Betty, I have missed you so! Thank you so much for the wonderful education on traditional marriage. Now I can go do the Lord’s work of witnessing to all of those people who only think they know what a traditional marriage is. I may even pick up an extra wife or two!

   posted on June 3rd, 2009 at 8:54 pm

6. 6 On June 4th, 2009, Cameron said:

   Reminds me of Mark Twain. “Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.”

   I wish more people understood that the “Good Book”…was never particularly good, just fondly remembered.

   posted on June 4th, 2009 at 1:15 am

7. 7 On June 4th, 2009, Harrison said:

   I am so glad I found you. My prayers have been answered.

   posted on June 4th, 2009 at 12:06 pm

8. 8 On June 4th, 2009, Required said:

   This is really frustrating. I Believe completely and Whole exsistantly in Jehovah God, Jesus Christ and the Holy Spirit. Here is the Gay man dressed up like a Woman making fun of all of my religious beliefs. Aside from religion the anus and colon have no ability to function as a sexual organ. so in the name of science Homosexuality is wrong. It is a sexual perversion/fetish like foot fetish, bondage, s&m, and even pedophiles. so if we allow the sexual perversion of homosexuality to be legalized what is going to stop pedophiles from wanting to marry children? faggots go to marry why not grown men who like little girls. what makes your mental perversion any better than a man who likes to screw little boys? faggots are all stupid and perverted

   posted on June 4th, 2009 at 9:16 pm

9. 9 On June 5th, 2009, Sad said:

   I understand that this is satire, meant to be humorous to those that share your views. However I find it is much the same as when the “skinheads” taunt the non-white kids, the homophobes taunt the gays and I find myself feeling sad and disgusted that you find humor in hurting the only one that will always love you unconditionally, God. Just because you are not made to face Him each day does not mean that He is not with you. I ask you to think of His pain.

   posted on June 5th, 2009 at 11:49 am

10. 10 On June 5th, 2009, Tripp said:

    Hey, it worked. Great stuff, thanks.

    posted on June 5th, 2009 at 4:29 pm

11. 11 On June 6th, 2009, Mark said:

    Betty, you are Godly. God better have answered your prayers about that designer bad already, he owes you.

    posted on June 6th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

12. 12 On June 7th, 2009, Christ Bearer said:

    Dearest Betty: Please let me answer Required and Sad for you. Dearest Required: Have I got news for you! Straight folks have been using their colons for sex too. Yes, there are straight men who put their wee-wees and dildos up straight womens’ butts, and these women like it. As the women don’t have wee-wees, they use dildos on their men who like having that ole prostate stimulated. “Perversion” is such an easy word to toss around, especially when the word heads in a unilateral direction. Excuse me for being didactic and at least for you using argumentum ad hominem, but really you are dense. Let me explain: what Betty was trying to explain is that god countenances a great many perversions such that he wanted them recorded in his holy word. Get it?
    Dear Sad: Really, such victimization! To my knowledge, no one gay has yet to pass laws condemning your sexual orientation, no one gay has put you in prison (at least in the United States, that is, unless you were Mormon in the 19th Century), no one gay has prevented you from marrying, no one gay has put you in mental institutions (unless, of course, god talks to you and you answer), no one gay has murdered you for believing in god. So take a cue from the god you so willing wish gays would love, and start practicing what god supposedly desires: “Love god with all your heart, all your soul, and all your mind, and your neighbor as yourself.” That according to Jesus is the law and prophets. Amen.

    A Betty Lover,

    Christ Bearer (Christopher)

    posted on June 7th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

13. 13 On June 13th, 2009, Ralph Tomlinson said:

    [EDITOR'S NOTE: The following message is brought to you direct from Crazyville]

    You should put a picture of yourself in the ‘What a terrorist looks like’. Liberals and terrorists are the same thing. Why don’t you move to Iran, since you like terrorists so much?

    You liberals are amazing. When terrorists kill high school students, the elderly and pregnant women, you applaud them. When heroic Israeli, American and English soldiers kill terrorists, you call those heroes ‘murderers’.

    Move to North Korea or Iran.

    posted on June 13th, 2009 at 6:24 pm

14. 14 On June 13th, 2009, Ralph Tomlinson said:

    Oh, ‘awaiting moderation’, huh? I forgot, you liberals believe in freedom of speech, allright, to you liberals, that is ‘freedom of your speech to agree with my speech’ (or writing, as the case may be).

    I doubt that your DNC programmers will allow this, it causes libBOTS everywhere to blow fuses.
    
    [Oh, dear. Wrong again, ditto-head! Well, at least you're consistent! Now, run along and pester someone else with your anger -- The Lord Jesus]

    posted on June 13th, 2009 at 6:26 pm

15. 15 On June 15th, 2009, j. frank parnell said:

    Hi Betty! I love your stuff! PLEASE keep making more videos!!

    posted on June 15th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

16. 16 On June 17th, 2009, Andy in Austin said:

    Love this. I’m a Methodist, a Christian too (but not THE best Christian like dear Betty). This clip just nails it! God would probably be more pissed about divorce and adultery than two dudes in love…

    Anyway. If you’re in Austin on a Sunday, check out our church. We’re right across the street from Charlie’s Bar. All are welcome. Seriously.

    posted on June 17th, 2009 at 12:45 pm

17. 17 On June 17th, 2009, dorian said:

    oh no. the ‘…you liberals’ declaring flock are here too and of course frustrated as usual because everybody else is stupid and perverted. i’m glad christopher is here too with his brains, now i can ignore the sad and required words. i think God is intelligent and has a sense of humor and has bookmarked betty’s site. after all, she is america’s best christian…

    posted on June 17th, 2009 at 3:44 pm

18. 18 On June 20th, 2009, cb said:

    God, I so want to marry you! If only you had a penis!

    Oh wait…

    posted on June 20th, 2009 at 9:41 am

19. 19 On July 13th, 2009, M. Joseph Smith said:

    Betty. I am a Mormon, and as God has told us, it is only us that he recognizes as his people. Your clever words will send you and all of the fags to hell. He has told our Prophet this, and we know this is true. Our Prophet talks to God each and every day. Our money, will, intelligence and free choice is a small price to pay to get our reward. You must repent and follow our leaders in Salt Lake City. We only want to bring in His kingdom. He told us that we are the administrators of His kingdom on world. So, soon we will be calling all of the shots. On that blessed day we will see who “rules”. Read the Book of Mormon… It is your only hope.

    A Righteous Response from America’s Best Christian:

    Mormon, huh? How brave of you to admit something so embarrassing! Darling, if I were you, I would send flowers to Tom Cruise every week. After all, it is only Scientology keeping LDS from being the most gullible, ridiculous cult in America.

    posted on July 13th, 2009 at 7:40 pm

20. 20 On July 13th, 2009, M. Joseph Smith said:

    You think it was tough in California. Just wait. We Mormons have money. We have dedicated workers who love our leaders, and we will do anything for them. And, we have the Book of Mormon on our side. No more gay legislation will pass. This is what our Prophet has said! What happened in California is just the beginning…

    posted on July 13th, 2009 at 7:44 pm

21. 21 On August 18th, 2009, Max said:

    Dear Mrs. Bowers,

    Quite aside from this tempest in a Tupperware Party, I must say your advertisers are covering the bases well.

    As I was viewing your lovely self giving a most edifying Sunday School lesson, I was invited to click on links for “Churches in AZ” and “Gay & Lesbian Cruises.” I suppose I should give each of them a click just so they know I’m paying attention.

    posted on August 18th, 2009 at 12:59 am

22. 22 On November 19th, 2009, huffy2001 said:

    Wonderful! Thank you for your cogent and dead-on analysis. These over the top Christians really are looney toons. No different really than the over the top Muslims, etc.

    posted on November 19th, 2009 at 8:58 am

23. 23 On December 27th, 2009, James H Grant said:

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    posted on December 27th, 2009 at 2:07 pm

24. 24 On January 15th, 2010, Carrie said:

    And to think…these are the people with all the guns. Talk about scary!

    posted on January 15th, 2010 at 10:45 am

25. 25 On February 18th, 2010, Michael said:

    Amazing that such ignorance and hate can be typed as well as spurted out of bigot’s mouths. Don’t they have anything else to do then to worry about someone’s so-called “perversion”. My favorite quote is “faggots are all stupid and perverted”.

    Keep ‘em coming Mrs. Bowers!

    posted on February 18th, 2010 at 11:36 pm

26. 26 On April 13th, 2010, Felix "Flower Dude" Over said:

    Dang
    I just typed a whole long message, but when I hit the submit button my Internet Explorer crashed.
    Did you get it or is it lost and I have to do it again?

    posted on April 13th, 2010 at 4:18 am

27. 27 On April 14th, 2010, Rssweb said:

    Everything is written correctly, and rightly so.

    posted on April 14th, 2010 at 9:29 am

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