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It’s Rebuke a Gay Weekend! Glory!

27th June 2009

It’s Rebuke a Gay Weekend! Glory!

posted in Amendment 2, Baptists, Christians Behaving Badly, Focus on the Family, Gay Pride, Proposition 8, Traditional Marriage, True Chistian Politics, faith2action, fred phelps, gay marriage, homos, my superior values, tax-free money |

BASH: Be a man, girl!

Jesus just told me, with suspicious cheerfulness, that it is so-called “Gay Pride” this weekend. Since God created me in His image, I have selflessly devoted my life to passing on the favor by trying to make everyone just like me. As such, nothing is more galling than people I don’t approve of being happy. And I would not be a True Christian™ (aka Baptist) if I didn’t view other people feeling content as a ripe opportunity to besmirch them, leech out their joy in Jesus’ name — and then and make some tax-free cash! Therefore, I encourage all homos this weekend to drunkenly climb down off those garish floats and sign an irrevocable $9,899 contract with my ex-gay ministry: BASH — Baptists Are Saving Homosexuals! Building on the qualified success of my Ex-Negro Ministry, BASH has helped countless* gay men to find frumpy lesbian wives and renounce the silly, annoying hobby of being who they are! [*almost one!]

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There are currently 9 responses to “It’s Rebuke a Gay Weekend! Glory!”

Why not let Betty & Jesus know what you think by adding your own comment? Your opinion is as valid as anyone else not called "Mrs. Betty Bowers", so come on... it's not as if stupidity ever stopped anyone on the Internet from using their keyboard, dear.

  1. 1 On June 27th, 2009, nogods4herby said:

    I love you Betty.

    posted on June 27th, 2009 at 9:27 am

  2. 2 On June 27th, 2009, Praising in NY said:

    Dear Betty: I am so thankful for you and your site. I know it has made me a better True Christian! I am off to go rebuke at the local “pride” rally. What do you suggest for a protest sign?

    posted on June 27th, 2009 at 12:05 pm

  3. 3 On June 27th, 2009, the Yellow Porcupine said:

    Shame on you, Gay People. Shame, shame, shame on you! I chastise you! I castigate you! Naughty, naughty!
    These are the words Jesus spoke to me just last night.

    posted on June 27th, 2009 at 8:24 pm

  4. 4 On June 28th, 2009, Evita Peron said:

    Dear Yellow Porcupine,

    Are you entirely certain these weren’t the very words your loving parents imparted upon you as they un-shockingly caught you in very center of a minage-a-trois?

    posted on June 28th, 2009 at 12:53 am

  5. 5 On June 28th, 2009, Nance Confer said:

    The only parade we have around here is the Christmas parade. Can I save my rebuking for that parade?

    Nance

    posted on June 28th, 2009 at 9:07 am

  6. 6 On June 30th, 2009, Auntie Claire's Hand said:

    I’m here to publicly rebuke Ellen DeGeneres for starting that Halo pet food company. I gave my cats the freeze-dried chicken treats and now they stare at me all day like drug-crazed fiends. I had to start getting them wholesale because they’re so expensive. But I guess she needs to make a lot of money to maintain all her Porsches and her Portia.

    posted on June 30th, 2009 at 12:22 pm

  7. 7 On July 3rd, 2009, James said:

    Betty,

    As an ex-negro I resent you comparing my stuggle with that of a homo prevert. There is no similarity between my salvation into the great white world and some filthy faggots desire to be a godfearing womanloving normal person.

    MJ

    posted on July 3rd, 2009 at 5:09 pm

  8. 8 On July 3rd, 2009, Christopher said:

    Betty:

    Glory! god has rewarded our rebuking of gay perverts by exposing Governor Sanford and exorcising that Bore of Alaskathon, Sarah Palin. Praise! Praise!

    posted on July 3rd, 2009 at 10:23 pm

  9. 9 On April 18th, 2010, Gay and damn proud of it. said:

    You know what Betty…? Fuck you. Fuck you and everyone else who thinks that being Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual or transgender is a disease. We don’t choose to like the gender we love. We just do. We were born Gay just like you were born Straight. The way you treat us is wrong and you should go Straight to Hell for it.

    To let you know I’m proud to be a gay teenage boy. My parents love me and accept me for who I am. I am a part of my Church’s Congregation and everyone in my Church also accepts the fact I’m gay. They don’t care whether I love males and neither should you. It isn’t any of you damn business.

    posted on April 18th, 2010 at 8:23 pm

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