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Make this Thanksgiving Perfect: Tell Your Family they are Going Straight to Hell!

24th November 2009

Make this Thanksgiving Perfect: Tell Your Family they are Going Straight to Hell!

posted in Thanksgiving, Bible tracts, Bible, God, Christians Behaving Badly, Focus on the Family, my superior values |

Instead of a casserole, bring Bible tracts when you visit your vile, hell-bound families this Thanksgiving! “The Missing Day” teaches us that: (1) The Lord helped the Pilgrims steal food from Indians; (2) The Lord then took all the credit from the Indians (who spoke perfect English) who feed them; and, most important, (3) A Thanksgiving host should always tell his dinner guests that they are all going straight to Hell (preferably before dessert)! Glory!

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  1. 1 On November 26th, 2009, Paul said:

    Wonderful. Jack Chick is so logical, and has absolutely no prejudices about anyone. I don’t know how I didn’t fall for it, er…I mean come to Jesus before.

    posted on November 26th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

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