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Make this Thanksgiving Perfect: Tell Your Family they are Going Straight to Hell!

24th November 2009

Make this Thanksgiving Perfect: Tell Your Family they are Going Straight to Hell!

posted in Bible, Bible tracts, Christians Behaving Badly, Focus on the Family, God, Thanksgiving, my superior values |

Instead of a casserole, bring Bible tracts when you visit your vile, hell-bound families this Thanksgiving! “The Missing Day” teaches us that: (1) The Lord helped the Pilgrims steal food from Indians; (2) The Lord then took all the credit from the Indians (who spoke perfect English) who feed them; and, most important, (3) A Thanksgiving host should always tell his dinner guests that they are all going straight to Hell (preferably before dessert)! Glory!

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There are currently 3 responses to “Make this Thanksgiving Perfect: Tell Your Family they are Going Straight to Hell!”

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  1. 1 On November 26th, 2009, Paul said:

    Wonderful. Jack Chick is so logical, and has absolutely no prejudices about anyone. I don’t know how I didn’t fall for it, er…I mean come to Jesus before.

    posted on November 26th, 2009 at 9:35 pm

  2. 2 On December 6th, 2009, chris said:

    That was so moving. Edgy yet relevant, I can see Mickey Rooney as the “boy who was saved”.

    The rest of those assholes will burn for eternity, ETERNITY!!! Yay!!

    posted on December 6th, 2009 at 2:58 pm

  3. 3 On December 26th, 2009, Europe's Best Christian said:

    How glorious this Thanksgiving day the lord gave unto blessed Americans! Why did he, in his incommensurable wisdom, not grace our Ancient Continent, home of Christian faith (for it could not reasonably be considered that title would go to muslim-infested middle east)with a comparable holiday, rejoycing on our victory over all nation genocided by us, beginning with Jesus-killing jews? The ways of the Lord are truly impenetrable.

    However, he has indeed graced all of creation for mister Chick subtle yet telling little pieces of faithful art, and should be endlessy praised for it, as it is a living example of how protestants are wretched and misguided, believing the consumption of Christly meat-made-bread to be just a symbol, while His words were precise in telling us to reproduce holly cannibalistic meals in memory of HIM!

    posted on December 26th, 2009 at 5:07 pm

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