Make this Thanksgiving Perfect: Tell Your Family they are Going Straight to Hell!
posted in Thanksgiving, Bible tracts, Bible, God, Christians Behaving Badly, Focus on the Family, my superior values |Instead of a casserole, bring Bible tracts when you visit your vile, hell-bound families this Thanksgiving! “The Missing Day” teaches us that: (1) The Lord helped the Pilgrims steal food from Indians; (2) The Lord then took all the credit from the Indians (who spoke perfect English) who feed them; and, most important, (3) A Thanksgiving host should always tell his dinner guests that they are all going straight to Hell (preferably before dessert)! Glory!


posted on November 26th, 2009 at 9:35 pm