Death Star

25th January 2008

posted in Heath Ledger, Star Jones, celebrities, homos, other people's sins, people with funny names |

The Lovely Star Jones Star Jones can always be relied upon to raise her holier-than-thou snout in disgust over something she will eventually wind up doing herself, given sufficient time or the prospect of publicity. Who else would go on national television to denounce the idea of having a gay spouse (“I don’t want nobody with a hint of mint”) only to turn around and get one herself? To save time, Star is apparently no longer waiting to contradict herself. With resourceful dexterity in logic, she is now denouncing things at the very same time she is doing them!

Look, for example, at Star’s blog on the Huffington Post. With her usual, acute percipience, Star Jones’ response to thinking people in the media are writing too much about Heath Ledger is to be a media person writing more about Heath Ledger.

She adeptly and opportunistically uses the tragedy to score some attention for herself, while all the while blathering on about how unsavory it is when other people do precisely what she is doing. It smacks of a certain pastor at Landover Baptist Church who famously denounced prostitution while receiving oral sex from one of my gals in my Christian Crack Whore Ministry!

Star writes:

“The scene outside his apartment on the night Ledger died made me sick to my stomach.”

Well, fortunately for the residents of SOHO, that isn’t quite as sick as it would have been several years ago.

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1 On January 25th, 2008, Msense said:
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posted on January 25th, 2008 at 11:54 am
2 On January 28th, 2008, Aunt Estelle said:
Greetings from Mossy Oaks Maximum Security Christian Retirement Village!

I was very confused to hear that Star Jones was sick to her stomach. I thought she had it surgically removed. Wasn’t that the whole point, to snag a man who would shout ‘You go girl!’ every time she lost another pound?

And frankly, Star looked much better in her ‘calorically gifted’ state, back when she was drooling over the innocence of O.J. Simpson. I’m afraid now she looks like someone used one of those suction sealers to preserve the family Shar-Pei.

My former boy toy Heath Ledger will be remembered for his talent and kindness.
I wonder if souless sistas who mimic Ann Coulter will be remembered?

PEACE! – Estelle

posted on January 28th, 2008 at 11:18 am