Betty Bowers Explains Traditional Marriage to Everyone Else:
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Betty Interviews Vice Presidential Nominee Sarah Palin:
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Mrs. Betty Bowers’ Music Video for her Hit Song “You’re Going Straight to Hell:”
The Karaoke Remix of the Song:
Mrs. Betty Bowers & Her Invisible Running Mate Announce a Run for the Presidency of the USA:
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Why not let Betty & Jesus know what you think by adding your own comment? Your opinion is as valid as anyone else not called "Mrs. Betty Bowers", so come on... it's not as if stupidity ever stopped anyone on the Internet from using their keyboard, dear.
I’ve been a fan of this site for years. I have the first Betty Bowers book. What happened to the original Betty Bowers?
“So Close to Jesus my faucets run hot, cold and wine.”
Br. John+
A Righteous Response from America’s Best Christian:
I’m still here, dear. I just get freshened as time — and the introduction of new procedures — allows. After all, since I was created in my Lord’s imagine, if I don’t look good HE doesn’t look good!
posted on February 29th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
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On April 12th, 2008, Serafim Evgenievich Yusupov said:
Shame and Damnation on Brother John! How dare he question YOU, Our Beloved and Esteemed Mrs. Betty Bowers, America’s Best Christian and so close to Jesus that You share bank accounts and credit cards! All I can say to him is…”You’re going straight to Hell, because you don’t believe!”
Yes, those lilac (and spandex that has long lost its elastisity) pant suits for a “First Lady” (what a vulgar, white-trash appelation for the female consort of the “American President.”) Well, one may take some comfort, I suppose, in the fact that the President’s “First Homo-Sodomite,” Monsieur Gannon, at least has some sense of high fashion.
Beloved and Revered Mrs. Betty Bowers, why be satisfied with a “Presidential Election” for Yourself and Jesus? JESUS IS LORD!!! Why embrace the white-trash titles of “Presidentress and First Man,” based upon the coarse “Allons Enfants de la Patrie” philosophy of the slave-owners George Washington and Thomas Jefferson and M. Robespierre and Marat. I am voting for You as Her Imperial Majesty the Empress of the (United States must change; this sort of crass, “grass-roots” name of an Empire reeks of the cheapest white trash, “democratic” ideology) Empire, with Our Lord Jesus as His Imperial Majesty,Consort of the Empress!!!
Rule, O Most Radiant Tsaritsa, Rule as Autocratress and Despina! Enough of this rule by the mob and petroleum-hungry mosquitos. Restore High Culture, the Aristocracy and all the Glory, Jewels, Lavish Palaces and Byzantine Splendour that You and HE deserve!
I remain Your Imperial Majesty Elizaveta Fyodorovna’s,
Tsarista of hopefully the Entire World, not just the revolting birthplace of McDonald’s, KFC, Walmart, Budweiser and the Extremely Obese, most devoted servant,
From Russia With Love,
Prince S.E. Yusupov
A Righteous Response from America’s Best Christian:
When it comes to impressing the impressible, no title will ever bring such covetous glory as “America’s Best Christian.” As such, all other titles, no matter how grand or justly conferred, gather like lesser trinkets of precious stones on a rather heavy charm bracelet, dear. And speaking of precious, heirloom jewelry, does the title Her Imperial Majesty the Empress come with any? What I’m asking is if I need to add a room or two to my Vault of Blessings.
(In reference to post #3) You are so correct. I envy your title of America’s Best Christian. I must say, I compete for it daily. Is it a sin want to be the best Christian?
A Righteous Response from America’s Best Christian:
It is a sin to covet, dear. And, more sadly, it is a pity to sin in such palpable vein!
Ms Bowers, at the risk of sounding like every heathen male who hath ever lusted after you, I think you are quite stunning and gorgeous and I pray that god allows us to correspond just once. if not more. I know that I can never be fortunate enough to actually receive a response back as I am merely a lowly sinner not worthy of your good graces , but still I hope and pray that my invisible friend takes his attention away from his peeping Thomism and penchant for death and destruction to grant me this one wish!
I think thou are also quite funny and you have done much for the freethinkers of the world. thank you.
enjoy~M
Absolutely brilliant. I think humour is the ideal way to demonstrate the ridiculous desolation of religion. As Sam Harris said ” a form of insanity.”Makes American politics a sham as they cannot be serious or even embarrassed.
Dear Miss Betty, we have corresponded before. I am a transsexual lesbian Pagan. I live near Melbourne, Australia. I am sure that, in Your eyes, I am damned to eternal agony in the fires of Hell but I would convert to Christianity and renounce my wicked ways if You would deign to allow me to prostrate myself at Your feet and kiss the hem of Your skirt. Your wisdom, piety, generosity and magnificence leave me breathless with awe and desire. You are, indeed, without peer, the World’s Best Christian!
I remain your worthless, sinful slave, Cynthia.
posted on October 15th, 2008 at 1:29 am
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On November 28th, 2008, Prince S.E. Yusupov said:
Dearest and Most Esteemed Mrs. Betty Bowers, the World’s Best Christian, forgive me, wretch that i am, without one plea, for the months that have passed since i have neglected to respond to Your Most Exalted Ukaze, your compassionate reply to me, a sinner most unworthy. I have been, until the Lord delivered me in a miraculous way only this morning, incarcerated and tortured by the Opus Dei in the abysmal vaults that run for aeons beneath that Great Whore of Babylon and transvestites, the Vatican. Why? Because I had poured billions of Euros into Your and His Presidential Campaign, which, despite the “pronouncements” of the Jewish gay and Negro worldwide media, You and He have actually won! Glory! It will not be, as all expect, Messieurs Obama and Biden that step forth on that Precious Day to take whatever Oaths of Office that You (I am, of course, referring to Mrs. Betty Bowers and not Your “Running Mate…HIM!) choose to take. In one final effort to humbly suggest that You declare Yourself Absolute Monarch and Tsaritsa of the Land of the Obese and the Home of the Slaves, which only You can transform…yes, Gracious Lady,the Title “Her Imperial Majesty” comes with all the heirloom and Imperial Jewelry of all the fallen and still – albeit for a short time only until You are crowned in Washington, D.C.(what a name for a capital city presided over by You, the World’s Best Christian! I trust that You will rename it! Victory!) – ruling houses of Western and Eastern Europe, the Rajahs and Maharajahs of India and the Emperors and Empresses of China and Japan and everywhere else DO come with that Title and with that Title only. As You must know, there is no place for democracy or the hoi-polloi in the New Heaven and Earth.
From Russia (I just returned home after being smuggled out of my torture chamber underneath the vulgarity of Saint Peter’s Basilica and into the frozen cargo area of an Aeroflot Chartered flight from Roma to Sankt Petersburg by a Band of Teen Angels) with Love,
Prince S.E. Yusupov
posted on November 28th, 2008 at 1:30 am
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On November 28th, 2008, Prince S.E. Yusupov said:
P.S. Shame on the covetous Dr. Otto Bond. He’s going straight to Hell!
Betty, it seems great minds think alike. I too believe in the love of Christ and looking for peace on this planet. Spreading unconditional love to your fellow man is what His message is all about. It would be a dream come true for me if Christians, Jews and Muslims could unite through our similarities instead of focusing on our differences. Only then could we rid the world of those dirty Hindus, Buddhists and Sikhs He kills any way in big numbers by floods, earthquakes and disease.
God bless,
Shemuell
You are indeed the world’s best Christian. It is so sad that Jesus died by hanging on a tree following his crucifixion. It is so sad that I wrote a book about it, now published: “The Hanging Death of Jesus Christ – And Other New Testament Occurrences.” My condolences.
Miss Betty
Thank You for all Your hard work and dedication to the best website on the net …
i feel truly blessed to have found you .
hugs n kisses
TC Miami Fla
Oh Betty. I do believe you are America’s best christian, which is also to say best dressed. Your words of wisdom are a light in the darkness of American corporate capitalism.
Oh, Betty. Oh, dear Betty. It saddens me to say that after much soul searching and prayer, the Lord has finally shown me that the only way that I (and we) can truly be happy is for me to murder your husband, and take you as my own wife. Now, I’m sure that you have become accustomed to him, but I promise you that the sheer manliness of myself above you, covered in your late husband’s blood and viscera, as we have hot missionary style sex, will drive away any nagging thoughts of love that you may or may not have had for him.
Then we will pray for forgiveness. God will be fine with it.
I am guilty of the one of the seven deadliest sins (not counting paying attention to something that came out of the Catholic church, wasn’t drunk, and wasn’t my father, which I’m sure is in there somewhere). The sin I have committed is lust. Lust for the most unavailable woman on Earth (don’t worry, in my masturbatory fantasies we’re always married and never stray away from missionary style in a dark room; it’s really awkward). I was just wondering, if this whole Heaven thing doesn’t work out, can I give you money for sex?
Love the site! BTW, Betty, you are a serious hottie! I can’t stop thinking unclean thoughts about you, me, a bottle of Dom and some silk sheets! What do I do?
Love your stuff … but …. the web pages are missing the ability to page down. No slider and down arrow does nothing. I only got here by tabbing forward to entry boxes.
Thanks for all your work … many giggles and laughs
Where have you been Betty?
I suppose you’ve been very, very busy over the Christmas holiday, being the best Christian that you are.
How was your Christmas dear? Did you get all your shopping done? Don’t you just love the rampant consumerism that spreads across the U.S. like a plague each year?
Or, how about the screaming hordes stampeding through stores on Black Friday…did you get a chance to find your sale item then?
I hope you had a spirit filled New Years too, or do you even drink? A good Christian doesn’t you know. Of course, that would depend on if it were wine or not…
Anyway dear, we’ve been missing you and hope to hear from you soon!
What I’ve found is that we all want to be heard. It’s more about sharing as we’re learning than teaching what we know. That leaves folks a whole lot more room to talk.
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