Books written Mrs. Betty Bowers

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What Would Betty Do?   

Simon & Schuster

Meet Mrs. Betty Bowers – America's very own one-woman Taliban. This hilarious handbook is mandatory reading for all supplicants who wistfully aspire to join Betty in the "Ten Sins or Less" Express Line come Judgment Day.   

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Welcome to Jesusland! is like getting an invigorating spiritual enema with every flip of the page! Click Here to take a peek inside  This sensational book is destined to become your Christian family's most cherished possession -- taking its rightful place next to your Holy Bible and box of Chinese ammo.  Required reading for those who don't plan on being bitch-slapped by God on Judgment Day!

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White House Inc. Employee Handbook

Pegnuin

Betty joins her colleagues at the Internet's most popular political parody site to take visitors on an eye-popping tour through George W. Bush’s fabulous super-secret plutocracy!

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Newsletter: Underdstanding Terror Alert Colors

 Protecting the Purported Sanctity of Marriage
Betty on Tom Cruise, Oprah and Katie Holmes: FREE KATIE Reviews of The Da Vinci Code Book & The Da Vinci Code Movie from a Republican, Christian Perspective
Presidential Debate in Miami Betty's Newsletters

Exclusive: The trailer to the sequel to the movie "The Passion of the Christ"

Betty Reviews Ann Coulter's "Godless" 

 Betty Breaks the Da Vinci Code

White House Guide to Understanding the Terror Alert Colors
Repent & Reload!

A Guide to Republican Paradoxes

Is President George W. Bush a Girly Man?

 Titles of President's Daily Briefings for August 6, 2001 - September 12, 2001 are Revealed

Man Claiming to be Jesus Splashes a Cup of Coffee in Teenager's Face
Martha Stewart Gifts, Shirts and Save Martha Stewart bumper stickers and coasters

Condoleezza Rice's Spinning Machine: Turn Fact into Testimony under Oath!

 First Lady Laura Bush: Protecting the Sanctity of Your Marriage: How to Tickle a Pickle A Christian Lady's Guide to the Disgusting Marital Obligation of Biannual Fellatio
Review of Mel Gibson's The Passion of the Christ Gay Marriage in Texas? Laura Bush and Betty Bowers rush to the Texas Governor's Mansion
Baptists for the Limp Writs: our righteous answer to "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" President George W. Bush writes to Baseball Commissioner Bud Selig about Getting Pete Rose into the Baseball Hall of Fame
America's Best Christian is Rather Delighted with the Supreme Court and its Sodomy deicion in Texas Lawrence The Twisted Road to War: The Lies of George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Condoleezza Rice, Tony Blair and Barney
Concerned Women for America: Busybodies Who Color Their Own Hair! Christians and Bush Supporters: Make Sure You Have Enough Fuel for a Harry Potter Book Burning!
Conservative Christians Want to Know if President Bush is a Homosexual! The Perfect Prayer

2004 Christian Coalition Voter Guide
Dr. Laura Schlessinger and her dead mother: Republican Family Values in action! Is Dr. Laura a Christian? From the White House: President Bush's Zwanzaa Message
George W. Bush's 2004 Election Campaign Shirts & Cards Betty's June 2003 Newsletter: George W. Bush introduces ADD Diplomacy

Christian Confidential: Gossiping Out of Christian Concern for 183 Years!

Fox News Presents Betty Bowers' "The No Sin Zone"
Betty's letter to Matt Drudge on John Edwards and George W. Bush' Position on Gum Control A prayer for Pat Robertson and is fight with cancer
Tens of Bush Supporters at FreeRepublic.com Take to the Streets to Show Support for their President George W. Bush's Biggest Supporter, Vivian Freep
Betty Bowers Reviews Eminem's New Movie 8 Mile You Don't Have to Be Mormon to Wear Godly Underwear!
Read a Page of Betty's new book "What Would Betty Do?" Laura Bush's Official Interior Decorator: Marge Davis, exclusive designer for the Western White House!
Laura Bush Talks to Parents About Talking to you children about terrorists and snipers First Lady Luara Bush: A Piller of the Christian Community
Postcards from A Broad: Laura Bush's European Adventure Betty Defends the Pledge of Allegiance: Did You Wake Up "Under God" This Morning?
President George Bush Reveals His 18-Hole Plan to Beat Saddam Hussein Terrorist Watch: What does a typical Middle Eastern Terrorist Look Like?
Laura Bush's To-Do List For Month-Long Vacation to Crawford, Texas God Ignores Cries of Little Girl Trapped in Wishing Well
Georgia Crematorium Blames Jesus Betty Bowers Defends Miss Cleo
Laura Bush Speech about Islamic Sex Maniacs Politics
President Bush's Speech at National Prayer Breakfast Why do people create elaborate websites to mock Christians?
Laura Bush's Speech About Unpatriotic Traitors Who Criticize President Bush's Budget Porn Again Christians: Prayer of Jabez
Things we've learned since the September 11 Terrorist Attack Harry Potter Alert!
Harry Potter Movie Review How to spot a terrorist
BS: Bible-Study
Porn Again Christians! Jeb Bush daughter Noelle arrested
Betty Helps Visitors Avoid Beer and Pretzel Vomit in White House
Attorney General John Ashcroft introduces PRUDES Patriotic Republicans Unctuously Dressing Erotic Statues People Who Are Going Straight to Hell Museum in Washington DC next to the National Gallery
Abstinence Only Christian Education: Knowledge causes pregnancy! Advertising the Christian and Islamic Messages
Pat Robertson's Prayer Death Squad Targets the U. S. Supreme Court Miracle Cards: Send Christian Greeting Cards to Unsaved Trash
Guide to the Perfect Christmas: Shopping for Celebrities like George W. Bush, Ann Coulter, Jennifer Lopez, Roy Moore, Michael Jackson, Rush Limbaugh, Neil Bush, Bill O'Reilly, Peggy Noonan and Paris Hilton