While lie-berals and demon-crats pay homage to Jackie O's so-called "sense of style," I ask Christian ladies everywhere: "Do you really want to emulate a woman who sold herself to someone as ugly as Aristotle Onassis, thereby destabilizing the price of hookers from Athens to Anchorage?" This is a new century, gals -- a time for a little touch of Republican panache!

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--Mrs. George W. (Laura) Bush