As it is readily apparent that I am inevitably going to Hell, I'm concerned over the proper etiquette. How should I dress? Should I bring a gift? How does one correctly address Satan upon meeting? Am I supposed to tip the imps who torment me?

This may sound overly cautious, but you never get a second chance to make a first impression... especially when it's for eternity.

So close to Hell I vote on their school budgets...

STEVE H

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