| Last month, the Kansas Board of Education decided that its teachers were no longer required to teach the theory of "Evolution." Mrs. Bowers commends the Kansas Board of Education for having the courage to not allow a hundred years of painstaking anthropological research to get in the way of a fabulous yarn -- the saucy story of the bumbling and deceitful Adam & Eve Family.
Sure, the idea that we come from apes is intriguing, but can it really hold a candle to four people who lie, murder and commit incest? Not when you throw in a tricky God! He punishes Adam and Eve for disobeying him after making it impossible for them to know that disobeying was wrong until after they had done so (because it was only after eating the fruit could Eve know the difference between right and wrong!). With logic like this, the Lord's story has more seamy plot twists than a Tori Spelling Movie of the Week! When it comes to sheer drama, the dry, obtuse hypothesis of Evolution doesn't stand a chance, as the Kansas Board of Education clearly recognized. And let's face it: it is never easy keeping school children's attention!
As it was a landmark Supreme Court case against the Kansas Board of Education that moved America into the 20th Century on the subject of school integration, the Board has now evened things up by moving Kansas back into the 19th Century when it comes to Evolution! PRAISE THE LORD!
In Honor of the Kansas Board of Education's move to protect God's Book, Mrs. Bowers has started a new ministry: Christian Religious Ideas Molding Education.
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