Baptists Are Conserving Homosexuals will provide your church or pro-family organization the Ex-Gay you require to: (a) prove that being a homo is simply a silly „choice“ so it’s OK with God to hate them; and (b) Raise dollars for brand-new landscaping or the Gulfstream jet you’ve always known Jesus wants you to have!
BASH has just two goals:
- To turn individuals God has actually informed us He dislikes anyhow into lucrative, attention-getting PUBLICITY makers who will finally contribute to society and the economy by increasing Household Values fundraising and church tithings!; and
- To supply artistic partners to ladies who become flummoxed when organizing flowers, choosing complementary fabrics for lining drapes, need aid when it concerns selecting furniture or toss pillows, or have historically messed up otherwise ideal outfits by slipping on the wrong set of shoes.
How Do You celebration These Ex-Gays?
Call Mrs. Bowers about certifying making use of some of these Ex-Gays for your next revival or fundraiser. You can participate in BASH’s brand-new
Prophet Sharing Incentive Program
with licensing agreements as high as THIRTY PERCENT! *.
* Space in connection with other B.A.S.H. promos and available only to those Customer Ministries that indication four-year agreements to license no less than 10 (10) former-gays. No return, pro-rata or other-wise, of costs for former-gays who lapse or otherwise embarrass Client Ministry. Customer Ministry assumes complete duty must provided ex-gay revert back to impersonating the opposite gender or performing ungodly sex acts by themselves gender during the life of the license arrangement. B.A.S.H. reserves the right to void license to Client Ministry should it receive a much better written deal at any time. B.A.S.H. reserves all rights to market certified former-gays to all media, consisting of, however not limited to, the Jerry Springer Show although Mrs. Bowers does not authorize of such programs, but service is company. Applaud the Lord!
