BASH is showing wonderful outcomes! Betty Bowers is turning the tithe on these horribly arch homosexuals, teaching them that a capability to determine subtle differences between 2,700 tones of tawny-taupe can not alone be efficiently parlayed into a Godly presence. And although it might win approval of other haughty, shallow, alcoholic homosexuals here in the world, it will barely impress St. Peter in heaven to be told:
Woman, if you think these gates are „pearly“ you have actually done way too much shopping at outlets! I suggest, HELLO? These are a tish more opalescent than pearly. Definitely, no pearls I ‚d use! *
Mrs. Bowers is leading these aesthetically-overloaded lost lambs back into the bosom of our Hero Jesus and is utilizing a method as old as religion itself – coercive abuse.
Sibling Taffy, who is helping Mrs. Bowers said: „Sis Female, I need to state, I just know the Holy Spirit remains in the room with us seeing each and every slide!“ Sister Taffy was referring to the slides that she reveals as part of celebration’s treatment to lift the shackles of perversity off these hyper-groomed men. The therapy is ingenious! Sis Taffy reveals a series of slides of graphic sexual acts to all these hair-dresser/florist types. When a slide depicts two (often more!!!!) males together, an electrical present produced by Sister Taffy’s vacuum cleaner is gone through the men’s genitalia. When the picture reveals a regular Christian, married couple engaged in normal procreative activities (thankfully for all involved, these slides were not visible, as the lights, of course, are never ever „on“ when a Christian female is going through the godly submission to the ungodly marital act) a rating of women from Betty Bowers‘ Christian Fracture Whore Ministry services each of the men as favorable support.
Mrs. Bowers asked Sibling Taffy if we have any NEW Ex-Gay individuals yet who might speak at services and appear in fundraising mailers. Taffy reacted, „Now, Betty, this can sometimes take YEARS of therapy.“ Mrs. Bowers told her this can’t be so, as an individual’s decision to be gay is obviously as delicately made as Dora Denkins‘ option of shoes, and that Sister Taffy has two weeks to deliver ten of them or Mrs. Bowers will discover someone who can.
The wonderful thing is that these effeminate guys WANT to alter! When Mrs. Bowers asked Sister Taffy, „Have we seen ANY modification in these misfits?“ Sister Taffy responded: „Yes, Betty, and by the way you look stunning because Jil Sander number, I have actually noticed that several of the men – particularly those who use those leather trousers and hats – have actually complained that the voltage is way too low.“
See? Even they wish to be saved! Hallelujah! How excellent art He! Call me, Mrs. Betty Bowers, about licensing the use of some of these Ex-Gays for your next revival or fund raiser just as soon as they are readily available in two weeks!