As Baptists, all of us understand that God created us in His image. So, it is just reasonable that we reverse and graciously extend the very same courtesy to other people. This is why Southern Baptists all over have actually embraced the marvelous crusade of forcing everyone to be just like us– and making life hard for those who willfully decline to give up their so-called „identities.“.
We started on a small scale, sending out handouts to Jews and Hindus on their so-called „holy“ days, crisply informing them with Christian love that the they were damned for eternity. Were these poor, lost souls grateful for us taking time out of our busy day to let them know they were going straight to Hell? Hardly! Really, the unsaved can be so discourteous.
Well, our Godly objective for total conformity will weather an uncivil rebuff! True Christians everywhere have now turned their attention to forcing homosexuals to attempt to act like real people. As you might recall, Mrs. Bowers‘ friends at Focus Group on the Family just recently placed full-page advertisements in nationwide papers supporting Ex-Gay Ministries. The original headline was going to be „We’re lying for the reality that homosexuals can alter,“ however the flooring was definitely filthy, so we changed the heading to „We’re representing the truth that homosexuals can alter.“.
While Mrs. Bowers applauds Focus Group on the Family’s noble effort to make sure that people who just believe they enjoy understand that they are actually entirely heartbroken, she doesn’t believe that this advertising campaign goes almost far enough. That is why she and her bros and sis in faith at Landover Baptist are pleased to announce their brand-new crusade to make yet another minority similar to us: the Ex-Negro Ministry.
I am requesting for tax-deductible love offerings to help run our brand-new full-page ad in every paper in the country!