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God vs. Potter

A serpent is the very first indicator to Harry that he has access to unique powers that will trigger his angry foster daddy to become envious and kick him out of his houseA snake is the first sign to Eve that she has access to unique understanding that will trigger her mad Dad to become envious and kick her out of his garden

Harry Potter had his pals consume Bertie Bott’s Every Taste Beans, which taste like lawn and Brussels sprouts– but they are not!God had individuals in the Old Testimony consume things that taste like human dung and human urine– because they are! (2 Kings18:27).

Harry utilizes a piece of wood to fly on.
Jesus uses a piece of wood to pass away on.

Harry’s family pet partner is a white owl called „Hedwig“ (named after a transgender German cabaret vocalist) Jesus‘ pet sidekick is a white dove called „Holy Spirit“.

The sensible owl follows each kid, delivering letters, permitting individuals to interact with each otherThe not-so-smart dove hovers over people, getting them to flop about on the inexpensive carpets of Pentecostal churches and spout muddled „tongues,“ making it difficult for them to communicate with each.

Hermione entertains buddies by raising a feather from the deskJesus entertains buddies by raising a rotting corpse from the dust.

Hogwarts cure-alls utilize attractive ingredients like root of asphodel and unicorn bloodThe Lord uses really pedestrian components for His magic potions. For instance, the potion to make a lady’s abdominal areas swell and her thighs run out to learn is she has actually been unfaithful (Numbers 5:27) is made from nothing more interesting than water and dirt from the flooring (Numbers 5:17).

In Harry Potter, only the bad guys attempt to eliminate peopleIn the Bible, the hero (God), using floods, plague and 12 tribes of savage Israelites, is the one who holds the Guinness Book of Records title for „The majority of Eliminated in an Afternoon“.

Hogwarts trainees consume jellybeans that taste like ear wax and snotChristians go one action even more, eating bread that tastes like human flesh and white wine that tastes like human blood.

Harry is developed by married parents and his dad died to secure him from being killedJesus is developed by single moms and dads and his dad just had him so that he would be eliminated.

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