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Is President Bush a Girly Man?

„Karyn is with us. A West Texas woman, just like me“

— President Bush, May 27, 2004

January 2004. Mr. Bush roamed over during Mr. [Scot] Reid’s [senior strategist to Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin] chat with the Prime Minister. Mr. Reid introduced himself and shook hands with Mr. Bush.

The President laughed. „Well, you got a pretty face,“ he told the stunned Mr. Reid. He wasn’t done. „You got a quite face,“ he said again. „You’re a good-looking guy. Much better looking than my Scott anyhow.“

— President Bush in a coquettish bout of eye-batting homosexual diplomatic flirting January 16, 2004 The World and Mail

We at Baptists Are Conserving Homosexuals have Slammed enough so-called „gays“ with the blunt love of Jesus to know how to spot deviants across a congested sale at Saks. Beyond Italian shoes, nothing sends up a rainbow-colored flare that you are handling a flaming homosexual more dependably than when a male breathlessly gushes the word „faaabulous!“ When a Christian lady hears this word beyond her hair salon or floral designer, she instinctively reaches for the Bible systems in her handbag because she understands a nancy kid is within throwing variety.

“ It’s been an incredible year for Laura and me.“ — George W. Bush., 3 months after the World Trade Center towers went down.

Therefore, conservative Christians throughout the land have become significantly uneasy as they dutifully mask each uncomfortable time out with a flurry of courteous applause and yells of „more wars!“ during President Bush’s rather tiresome attempts at speaking. While Tony Blair may have mastered the Queen’s English, our President’s vocabulary recollects any variety of queens‘ English. Even our least watchful Republican politician social task forces have seen that Mr. Bush has been peppering his otherwise delightful litany of patriotic jingoism and happily embroidered CIA-intelligence wrap-ups with the effeminate mating call „fantastic“– 3 giddy syllables that are tantamount to coyly cooing, „Hello, sailor!“

“ And we’ll dominate, due to the fact that we’re a faaabulous nation, and we’re a faaabulous nation since we’re a nation loaded with faaabulous people.“
— George W. Bush., Atlanta, GA, January 31, 2002

Certainly, it appears that everyone our prancing President runs into is simply FAB-U-LOUS!
( Not one word in quotation marks has been changed from the official transcripts. To you hellbound doubting Thomases out there (you know who you are– therefore does Jesus), if you click on the quotation, it will bring up the page on official White House website which contains the speech in which the word „incredible“ was squealed with pleasure.).

Official Xanax spokesperson Laura Bush (“ a fantastic First Lady“);.

His viper-tongued mom Barbara (“ an incredible mom“);.

Active prevaricator Condoleezza Rice (an „sincere fantastic person“).

Chuck Berry (who– my stars!– did jail time for surreptitiously shooting ladies going to the toilet), Ray Charles, Marvin Gaye, Aretha Franklin, and Stevie Wonder (“ a magnificent array of artists“)– so great that our swishy leader had actually gotten over the public snub of Stevie not waving back at him!;.

His entire Cabinet (“ I create an amazing Cabinet“);.

Home Speaker Denny Hastert & Senate Bulk Leader Expense Frist (“ It is a joy to work with these two wonderful Americans“);.

His entire administration (“ I assemble a magnificent team“): and.

Maybe most disconcertingly, the embodiment of everything liberal (including jigger parts) Ted Kennedy (“ Ted Kennedy is incredible“).

Everybody in our prissy President’s acquaintance appears to be doing a „FAB-U-LOUS“ task:.
Again, his lovely other half Laura (“ What a magnificent job she is doing“);.

His sibling and collusive heir apparent Jeb (“ He has actually done a wonderful job“);.

New York City Governor Pataki (“ who is doing a fabulous job“);.

Rudy Giuliani (“ he’s done a fabulous task“);.

Colin Powell (“ he’s doing a fantastic task“);.

Dick Cheney (“ doing a magnificent task for America“);.

John Ascroft (“ doing such an incredible task“);.

Paul Wolfowitz (“ doing a fabulous task“);.

Ari Fleischer (“ done a fantastic task“);.

The DC Chief of Authorities (“ you and your troops do a wonderful task“); and.

Somebody called Mel at Habitat for Mankind, the Jimmy Carter bastion of the lethal liberal lie that Christians need to help the bad by providing anything more than simply Bible tracts (“ doing a wonderful task“).

And to our hugely flamboyant Commander in Chief, every company or thing is just „FAB-U-LOUS,“ lady!
The World Series (“ And what an incredible World Series it was“);.

Those quaint African-American people (“ fantastic achievements“);.

Our Godly nation (“ America, a fabulous country“);.

The sound of the Washington National Cathedral Choir (“ it is a fabulous way to begin a morning“);.

Forests, something just a liberal wouldn’t remove mine (“ they provide magnificent charm and amazing leisure opportunities for all Americans to take pleasure in“);.

Afghan art, that is, that either we or the Taliban didn’t damage (“ this fantastic exhibit“);.

Alaska (“ such a fabulous state“);.

Being prayed for by strangers (“ It’s truly among the wonderful parts of the job“).

The Philadelphia Boys Choir (“ What fabulous music!“);.

The Democratic stronghold New York City (“ the fantastic city called New york city City“);.

Little League Baseball (“ such an amazing company“);.

The US Armed force, revealing a little a weakness for a gay niche fetish (“ We have actually got fabulous men and women in uniform!“); and.

Even the brand-new 45 cent stamp (“ fabulous!“).

“ I don’t provide a great goddamn if you want to be a cheerleader. Your daddy and I have actually decided you are going to play sports, like all the other little young boys, mister sissy britches. Now get your hands off of your damned hips, you little pansy, and fetch me a scotch on the rocks!“.
— Mrs. George H. W. (Barbara) Bush, 1954.

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