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Tens of Bush Supporters Take to the Streets

4 devoted Americans from Freerepublic.com break the will of 850,000 peacenik protesters with their perky invective.
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While this country’s pansy assed, love bead using liberal media pleased in reporting this weekend’s sad spectacle of countless hippie communists loitering on streets throughout the world to reveal their assistance for America-hating terrorists, there is another, more crucial story that was not reported to the American people. To correct this intentional oversight, the White House Press workplace has prepared this „information release“ to give heart to all those who love President Bush enough to accompany killing any male, female and little child for whom he has a smart-bomb surprise up his sleeve.

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Over the weekend, throngs in numbers approaching almost 80 individuals around the world required to the streets to supply a poignant counterpoint to the fringe-position provided by over 6,000,000 anti-war protesters. Taking pleasure in a courteous range from one another that was shunned by the dense crowd of America-hating cowards that filled the streets, in some cases practically a baker’s dozen of counter-protesters collected on street corners and otherwise desolate gasoline station in a few of America’s bigger medium-size towns and towns. They pertained to tease the Saddam-loving anti-war vermin with placards that tended to dispense with all the geo-political mumbo-jumbo and cut to the heart of the matter by lobbing personal attacks on the traitors who are disrespectful enough to disagree with our blameless President.

As counter-protester Wanda Jenkins mentioned: „Our boys in the armed services didn’t quit their lives so these parasites of liberty could go around honestly questioning our godly President. They ‚d all be speaking German today it wasn’t for us and after that nearly no one on CNN might even read their ridiculous signs in English. There had to do with 150,000 America-haters that strolled by me with their silly Osama-loving signs about peace and things. I shouted back at them ‚Ya pack of light-in-the-loafers socialists!‘ You must have seen the search their faces. I imply to state, that truly revealed them! I couldn’t wait to get back to my computer to inform the gang at Free Republic about my triumph over the dirty Libs!“

The national counter-protest was organized by FreeRepublic.Com, a gathering place for individuals unwavering in their starry-eyed commitment to the infallibility of Mr. and Mrs. George W. Bush. Called „Operation Infinite Freep,“ the effort was a glorious success, surprising even the most staunch „Freepers“ (a smart nickname adopted by the much more smart inhabitants of the implacably devoted, not-afriad-to-gush GOP fan website).

“ You understand, when you are sitting in your BVDs and holster prior to breakfast, checking out numerous posts that say exactly what you had typed late last night, it is a real affirmation knowing that there are a lot of individuals who do not question the same things you do not,“ stated Felix Willinghouse. „However to see almost five of my fellow Freepers care enough about what they are typing to in fact appear to shout down the peacenik jerks was a real rush. I have not been this choked up since my seven-year-old bludgeoned an effigy of Janet Reno with his scooter on our front lawn during all that mess over that little commie Cuban kid.“

Billy „Bronco“ Johnson weeps tears of pride when he recognizes that he is the only Freeper in Witchita Falls who likes George W. Bush enough to show up for the counter-protest.

“ It is clear to me that all of those peaceniks are just damned communists,“ observed Rhonda Jones on a cold Columbia, Missouri street corner. „Because that’s what communists are constantly doing– protesting. Just take a look at those folks in Russia and Chinaland. Opposing their governments all the time. Not a bit of appreciation in any of them. You sort of anticipate that from unclean immigrants, however here in America, we are a democracy and we do not embrace that kind of trouble making and back talk. If you have actually got a problem with our country’s federal government, then you can exercise your liberty as a American and purchase an ticket on Delta and get your ass the Hell out of Dodge.“

“ I have actually been posting on Free Republic for about three years now, so I’m not real utilized to hearing viewpoints I don’t currently agree with,“ stated counter-protester and patriot Daryl Hoshnicker. „If a fellow Freeper posts something that don’t toe the line then they are thougthful adequate to add a „BARF ALERT“ alerting so the rest of us know not to like it. So it took me a while to stop screaming ‚DITTO!‘ whenever those dang protesters was stating stuff. However as quickly as I recognized they was not giving 120% support to the most ideal president in American history, George W. Bush, my partner Dixie and I was darned upset we had actually done left the pistols in the Taurus. Free speech was bought with guns. And it can be silenced with them when it goes too far. Applaud the Lord!“

Tonya Watkins holds up her soaked „Let’s Roll“ indication moments prior to Lisa Beamer rolled up in her foundation’s limousine and required a $50 payment for the use of the trademarked term.

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